Itch

I've been getting some massive itch in my face.It's so annoying sometimes i wish i went for some skin grafting thing.to get the skin of course.Not give it away.There has not been much happening in my life so I'm gonna rant on how SPM is coming but i just CAN'T bring myself to study! It's like my heavy ass is defeating my mind power.
Like its controlling my mind.
My ASS is controlling my mind.
Ridiculous.So my solution is I'd go to the library everyday to memorize stuff.There's no time to understand so I'd be a road learning idiot who memorizes. (No offence to road learning idiots who memorize.Which i rarely find nowadays.So if you are an idiot,at least you're a unique idiot.So really,no offence.)

Gotta go sit in front of the TV and moan internally bout how I haven't studied!

Crap

My driving instructor came and my fucking SAMSUNG phone alarm didn't ring.
First lesson learned: Don't count on phone alarms
I told my maid to tell him that I was sick with fever or whatever.Heck, I just woke up.
My driving test is on the 6th Nov. Crap. What day is that?
I soo do not feel like having lesson but i don't feel like failing either.

Next
Let me explain how devastated I am that Breaking Benjamin is now mainstream.I hope they don't start making shitty music to compromise the shitty mainstream likings of the industry that gets played over and over and over again.

I think Elena just stood me up.It's 11.48 and she's suppose to come over for a Grey's Anatomy marathon but i don't see any sign of her.
P.S (elena) : My house is sterilised as you can see in my previous post.So, no, you won't get toe infections.
MSN emoticons are annoying.I'm not talkin bout the basic ones.I'm talking bout the annoying ones with fireworks shooting and shit just to say hi.Urgh.

Drive thru

My driving instructor stinks and smells like SHIT and pork. Pork doesn't smell good on human beings.
Let me share with you my WORST ever experience.
I had lesson so he came to pick me up.I had to drive to my driving institute. The seat was wet.Sweat of course.So I sat 90° upright in order to not let my back kena(touch) the sweaty chair. I owe my sincere apologies to my back if i start getting backne because after around 10 minutes my legs started aching.So I had no choice but to lean back.I almost vomitted.It wasn't good.
I reached my driving institute.He made me do hills,parking and 3 point turn over and over again till my fingers were seriously getting red and sore (for once I'm not exaggerating). He slept in the car. It was almost time to go home but I didn't wanna wake him up the normal way.How??Eew like nudge him?I'd start smelling like pork.And did I not mention he breathes really loudly and has bad breath?
So the only way was to keep emergency breaking.This was during parking.I was trying so hard not to laugh cos after emergency breaking 3 times! he still didn't get up.Geez is my driving that smooth? lol. So I pretended to look back at the tyres, then, I laughed.
Then I finally spoke up
"Ho yi fan mei?" (Can I go now?)
He sed yeah. I sped off.Not literally speed,he might scold me which means I'd be breathing in particles of SHIT.

assassin for hire

Ever known one of those people who just HAD a say for EVERYTHING? Unnecessary say that is.
Well I have one living with me now.TEMPORARILY(thank the holy heavens)
I'm not gonna say much because I've already ranted to a few people.
But for the past hour or so, I've spent time CLEANING a stenchy mess one of her family members made.
FB brought her entire family over while my parents are on a trip.
Bringing your family to your boyf's cousin's house while parents are not around, RUDE.
Her grandad shat in the toilet.Doesn't smell to good.Made the whole house stink.She laughed and said a very unapologetic sorry.
I packed up my food and moved into the room.Then, they left, so i went out.Holding my breath while looking for air freshener and displaying an obscene amount of profanities.
So anyways I cleaned the whole house with Dettol.

Eek!

Gosh I found this picture of myself when i was 16 or something like that.


My mushroom hair and braces!!! I think my nose was smaller..shit why must noses grow?I feel like cutting my hair again..but not that style of course.

And I found a few others..of Australia,crap I miss that place..


Nah I'm just kidding..that's Seychelles. So nice kan?

Anyways I bought Nina Ricci's Nina today. It's her new launch,the apple one.Smells yummy..
My old friend is sleeping over next next week. Going to pay ISKL a visit..has anyone heard of IB?

We're old

Just a few years ago, we'd imagine ourselves getting ready to leave school and throwing ourselves out in the free, no-school world.
Just a few years ago, SPM was lightyears away.
Just a few years ago, we were carefree and involved in petty stuff

Now I have around a week left and I'm officially off school and graduated
Why do I not want to leave?
Maybe it's the fact that leaving school would change so many things
We lose friends we're not close enough too..
Everyone goes their seperate ways and the real worry starts coming in..
Despite the change, I know there're gonna be a few people I'd remember and love forever.No matter how we annoy each other , take each other for granted and sometimes really wanna strangle each other..but that's love right?lol
Change fucking sucks.

cling cling

I feel like waking up in a 5 star resort hotel and going for a big buffet breakfast where the whole place smells of coffee and sounds of the clinging sounds of people stirring coffee in a glass cup

A series of I wonders..

I wonder if Ash was telling the truth about me pashing that guy at new years eve
Whatever happened to the guy, I wonder
Ash says he was scronny and ugly..i wonder..
I really cant remember , I hope she's lying
I wonder if you knew I smoked flowers..hibiscuses are the best

Suddenly I have a craving for.....something.
By the way,for those of you who don't already know, I'm investing in (Eew my brother just farted) Kiara Meridin. So please make it for my open house in year 2010. Oh anyways updates about me brothers computer, my parents are sponsoring RM300 but they're still considering cos they think he'd surf porn. Hello? I don't see me getting a computer?

Some people create sadass rumours to spice up their sadass lives.
Some people believe them.
Too bad. Sometimes sad

XOXO,
me.

Fights

My brother wants his own computer so he could download his RO shit without me nagging at him.I don't exactly know what happened but he started arguing with my mother because she agreed to help pay the RM120 more he needed to get the computer but then she changed her mind (typical) so they argued. My cousin told my brother if he went to cut grass he'd get the money.
So I present to you.

The Fight
Mom : Go cut la! You think it's so easy to cut grass?
CH : Yeah? just let me go cut the grass la!
Mom : Yeah think it's so easy, you'd probably cut your leg off!
(I burst out in laughter.X)
CH : Stupid man she, how to cut your leg off? (imitates loan mower and cutting his leg off)
Mom : You think he'll give you a lawn mower ah? He give you SCISSORS AH!
(I laughed double the times of the time before. 2X)

You might not find it funny, but just pretend it is.Cos when it happened it was funny.
My brother's initials are written in pink to portray his feminineness.

Issues

Just read the papers today.Something really caught my Chinese eyes. It was some Takafur Islam company issueing notices or emails on how they shouldn't greet the Indians Happy Deepavali because it was "against Islam practices" or something like that. Shit like this really stimulates anger in people. See, it's not nice to say stuff like that. The idiot who said it apparently apologised but really..sorry no cure lah. Aren't people suppose to like go into ISA if they were stirring up racial or religious issues? Yurgehfurgeh.

Thankfully in highschool we are still socially integrated.
Not all but most
Hweehwee.My sad sod of a blog has less than 88 people reading. I probably contributed to like...20 hits.Not because I'm trying to raise my hits(I could've just set my starting number to 1000 but I'm an honest person). SHIT MOM HERE GOTTA GO!

Gloomy Tuesday

Diam diam ubi berisi.
Quiet quiet potato fill

I think I'm becoming smarter because I seem to be more silent these few days.Sometimes I just don't feel like talking.It's THE exam.
The day has been..OK
Boring old tuesday and tomorrow's wednesday.
Sometimes i really worry about the exam.
Don't wanna blog.Wanna study or at least try but tuitions at 8.30 so I could wait for a little while.Just a little while then I gotta run.

Ok gotta run.

Patch your hymen up

Why do people buy ciggies when they can just inhale free haze?I mean its soot and tar and all that.
Sometimes I wonder why I refrain from smoking when the haze does equal damage.
Sometimes I think it's OK to smoke when your angry and the person you hate is near you.
Sometimes its ok to burn that persons forehead with your ciggie.
But that's just for violence.
Something I frequently practice

I miss you sometimes
People smell like fucking crap sometimes and they just HAD to sit next to me that time.
Some-fucking-time.

Who's staring at our rice?

Was at a Thai restaurant in Damansara Perdana.Not gonna name any names,might get held for some defamation case.
Me and JC were teaching my brother how to "see cool things".No not weed.
Try smacking the back of a spoon on ur forehead twice.ONLY TWICE.Thrice and u see "bad things"
Oh and a ritual to get the desired amount of As for exam.Too complicated but as you can tell..it's worth giving a try.
Anyway after dinner, China(my dad) had an arguement with the manager or wtv he is of the restaurant about the freshness of the fish.A lil some'n some'n bout how the eyeballs would be white if it was fresh. Gosh the manager was not diplomatical at all.He insulted my dad's China face in a completely unacceptable, non-refined, unsubtle way.
If I was China,I'd just smile at him and make him feel like an idiot
But of course in my imaginary reaction, I would've spat fish bones into his face.But I'm poised.How could I? Har har

Idiots

3 of a kind they are. 3 of a friggin kind.
Stupid.

I think online games like DarkRO and Ragnarok and Dota and other shit should be band for friggin life! Sorry if i offend anyone but who the fuck plays games that slow down your computer when you spend 12 hours on your ass trying to chop someone or wtv it is they do in those games. Unbelievable! Fucking Ridiculous.
The funny thing is, despite games like this slowing down the computer and disturbing my productive programmes such as MSN and Sibelius for music arragement AND Internet Explorer, my parents don't seem to care that my brothers downloading this.
However, when i download music, they say it slows the computer down.
Music or a programme that supports AH BENG language and possible stroke caused by blood clots for not moving ones ASS for too long?
I pick music anytime.

3 of a un-friggin-believable kind

U fucked a slut

Hi. =)
I've been working on Debussy's Deux Arabesques.Not like I want people to care but I'm giving myself some credit for sitting down and working through it despite my "hectic" study life.Yeah right(the study part). I think my fingers can stretch like across 1⅔ octaves now.I play the piano by the way.And a bit of the oboe but i suck at it.Lack of practice.
So anyways,my teacher stood me up again on what was supposed to be our 2nd lesson. I fired him.That sounds so cool.I'm gonna type it again.

I fired him.
Teehee.

I'm on a mission to find sponsorships for Sri aman's prom.Here's an Ad:


If you can't read it,you have eye sight problems.Anyways to anyone who reads this blog, if you happen to be Donald Trump or Bill Gates(i know you guys read my blog) please buy an advertisement slot or 2 in our programme book.


I was scrolling through my pictures to get the picture above but i found this .
I think its from my brothers phone.Disturbing.

stood up

My tuition teacher stood me up."Urgent business" apparently.
My driving instructor didn't show up. Idiot
Whats up with teachers and not showing up!
My eye is so itchy the haze is killing me and I have Eye Mo in my pencil case.

I was gonna blog bout something but i forgot wut to blog about.
Too bad
Till then

Tried puasa-ing yesterday,it was a success....for the first 3 hours.Then, I ate more than usual. Can't stand it. Love-food-too-much.
Grey's anatomy Season 2 is finally aired on Astro Star world. But there's really no point. I downloaded everything. Do i go to jail for that statement?
Ok but i paid for downloading it.Right?

Discharge

discharge.

Gosh I had Brazilian food just now and now i'm full up to my neck!!!
Anyways, human beings are intelligent. But not enough. It's so annoying how we have technology to help us. but its killin us as well! Let me give u and example:-

• SPM trial results are getting keyed in online! So our forecasts cant lie for us! And colleges will know our TRUE results!
• Shit.

So yeah.That's it. Frigging Neanderthals. Trying to act like we're one class above when actually we're not!Seperating living beings into 3 groups when they're really are just seperated into 2; Animals and plants. Not 3;animals plants and human beings.
An example of why human beings are animals(with a bit more brains) is how people go around wanting to screw everything they see. We're getting there. Trust me.

Love,
Me

I had Sundanese food

Now I feel like I'm 5 months pregnant. But i still had time to camwhore.



Whats a blog without camwhoring huh? =)

Tamponic experience

Few weeks ago, I finally had the guts to use a tampon. Freaked me out but I used it. Unfortunately the only brands of tampons in Malaysia are OB and Playtex. So let me do some advertising for Playtex! I was just bored and taking pictures.


Yes.
Get your Playtex Slimfits today!

I dig younger guys.Why oh why must I? And I'm talking 14 kinda young.Shit the increasing number of paedophilic cases have begun to influence my thinking.
Why oh why?

Motherly instincts and how I'm always right

My mom's friend has a kindergarten and she held a lantern fest party today.There was nothing much to do so after my friends had to leave and my other friend was watching WWF with my brother on TV(i'm against WWF), I played with this kid.
Please don't get any ideas..by play i mean play innocently with big ass puzzles and these kids brain coordination stuff.
The kid was probably around 4 to 5 years old or younger,my estimation sucks.
CUTE! I never knew I had motherly instincts. I mean I used to hate kids especially those who yell and whine and cry and bring the whole house down by their high frequencied cries.
The best part is the kid liked me!!! hardy har har.


So cute!

On a completely different note, my dad bought this RM7000 sofa set which purchase i was against. To me its expensive and ugly. Could have gotten something so much nicer for a lower price. So anyways point is the leather PEELED OFF. Great right?

I'm always right.

Of lanterns and good photography

Lantern festival yesterday..Here are the pictures







That's my Orange Bug. Chipped number plate. Anyways Ash(the hooded racist) has learnt a few interesting things about the Chinese culture yesterday.
She learned the art of lighting a lantern and burning her hands with the metal string situated above the candle.
She learned( from me) how to make a tanglung stick(made out of two satay sticks and ducktape) with a strong fulcrum.Which broke(only 1) anyway.
She's learnt...
A lot.
I WAS going to post a picture of her in a dress but I'm feeling kind today.

True love

Gross my little dog ate my other dogs vomit which still had mushrooms in it.and i'm not talking about chyme-ish mushroom I'm talking about a full solid not-digested butter mushroom.Poor dog.First his previous owner names him Porky so he's stuck with that name.Now he has indigestion. At least he knows he has someone else to pick up after him.According to Brad, that's true love. According to me, that's pure 100% of shitfest grossness. But i still love my dogs.

Uncontrollable

Was at the library with Amal and Linda.Holy crap i tell u..nature calls at the wrong hours! And i'm talking bout big nature. Lets just say it involved lotsa laughs, test pad paper and the absence of toilet rolls. Ouch right? I know.

These few days have been quite interesting.
I love RM1 nasi lemaks.They have the best sambals! and I miss dancing and performing.

Living life, ok with it!
Being neutral is the best way to be.

Library day poofshmiks

Just wrote poofshmiks to attract your attention cos the word library usually brings boredom and dullness into ones mind.

Went to TTDI's library today. Saw lotsa familiar faces. Saw old friends.Studied,went back to friends place for a while,went home.
So i did some Math.
So I puasa-ed half day because all my friends there were fasting and I had no one to accompany me.
So it really sucks to eat alone, so I didn't.

Bye, you smell like barbed wire.

Few things we learn in life

I've been getting nagged at and thrown ugly distorted faces at. By who? Mummy dearest. I'm having an exam. Right amount of stress (from me) + Fucked up stress( from parents) = An outburst of anger but no more stress. Simple.Why? They've decided not to care anymore. Usually this "deciding not to care" only lasts for a few days. They say this with hopes that :-

• I feel guilty and kiss their feet
• I feel guilty and depressed
• I start getting sad that my parents don't care about me
• I'll listen to them

Obviously they've failed.
So i came up with this list of the things we learn in life

• Cut your children some slack
• Don't be a yapping pain in the ass who sounds like a decomposed goat
• Don't watch Chinese shows with bad acting
• Brush your teeth( Nagging with bad breath makes it 2 X worse)
• Shut up when your kids ask you to
• Go to your room and think about what you said to your kids
• Say sorry to your kids when you realise you were wrong
• Stop being a pain and mind your own business

So i got a new one

I have recovered from my lost. Replaced my beloved calculator but things will never be the same. My addmath teacher says i need to get used to this one.I told her it was the same model but she says i need to "feel" it.The students laughed.

So i was sitting down doing addmath and you know what? Apart from me being sometimes addicted to exercise(endorphines), i think I wanna start getting myself addicted to Addmaths.Because firstly,it'll do me good in my SPM and secondly, I don't think about any other stuff while doing addmath. Maybe addmath is the actual cure to depression and not stuff like Barbiturate and Psycho pills.
People with depression please try doing addmath!
Results are not guaranteed but at least you tried..