Friday, December 29, 2006

All these false accusations
I'm NOT an alcoholic.












BrokeM'sianFilmmakersFund

Pitiful and homeless looking?Stranded at the crossroads of life thinking whether you should continue making movies while cash keeps draining out of you? Brad will not any longer! For each hit added to his blog(he has no hit counter,therefore is a loser), you will be saving him from poverty on his hopes of becoming a Malaysian Filmmaker.So if u have any intentions on saving a miserable,future poverty stricken soul,visit

http://bradclimbs.blogspot.com . God bless.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Sort of reunion.

Mediocre party and good company = Great fun!
I'm just kidding.
Well the after party was great fun but I'm nice tonight so I shall not elaborate.
Pictures here.(12.30)(as it is a zipped folder,it's taking for-bloody-ever to load)
And I think Taiwan hasn't quite recovered yet,or maybe it's just this old poof of a computer thats ready to part from the world.
I need a facial,my face is inhabitted by pus and bacteria swimming across it like its the Atlantic Ocean.
I said pictures here 5 minutes ago and i think by the time it loads i would have no more teeth.I hate this computer.
Here now!(12.49)
While we wait for one more hour,let me entertain you with my jokes.No actually its not mine,i got it off you tube.Oh saved by the fucking download!













Lal:Thanks Liz for posting a photo of me looking hot while u look like zooplanctons poop.
Me : Yeah,welcome.

So to spice up the boring bits,Brad,Cheng and I went to the hotel floors to listen to rooms with Do Not Disturb signs and unfortunately came back with disappointment.But we did manage to shake the last door of the corridor and run all the way back to the lift safely.
As for the party,we tried to dance,but there was just no vibe.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

I wanna be

I don't feel like starting college ever,
I wanna be the woman who collects money that falls from the sky and does this all day :



















I wanna be the greatest musician on Earth and get accepted into the MPO
I wanna be a part of them:













I wanna be with those 2 idiots for Christmas but I'm only with one
HAPPY CHRISTMAS POON!

Friday, December 22, 2006

Bangkok

I've been shopping tons.Feet hurt and I'm so glad I'm out of shitty Old white PERVS infested child prostitution Pattaya.Trust me Ewie,NO HOT GUYS.Not much.I mean they're old,gay or just not interested.I'm bloody bored.At the internet cafe now.This computers in like French?God give me a break.Met up with Kel at Paragon and after she left I couldn't find my parents cos i had no credit and we were suppose to meet up at 1.30 but they came at .150 so for 20 minutes i panicked.If it happens again,I'm just gonna sleep here till tomo cos i have no money and I'm too tired.Shit.I think i've been online for too damn long.Wonder how much its gonna cost.Right.Bye.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Greetings

Hello from Pathaya.It's pretty boring here.Tons of Old white men too old for my liking dating girls my age.Quite sick if u think of it.It's not the prettiest beach on Earth cos I went last night.Probably it'll look prettier today with the countless amount of topless people.har har.I'm bloody bored therefore resulted to blogging.I can't wait to shop my ass of in Bangkok.

i'm in this internet cafe that smells a bit of clamshells,pugs and a tadbit of shit.so i gosta run.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Screw standards

Apparently due to lack of stress,my standards of blogging have plunged to 0.Can't I just be stress free Brad? (mentioned once).So anyways,I'm in a pleasing mood tonight while waiting for my best friend to come online.So I'd please my depleting amount of readers and one of them happens to be Bradley Liew Suan Ling(twice).

Should I talk about my increasing amount of spare tyres on stomach?
Or the time I had matted hair and my friend compared it to her dogs ass hair?
Maybe I should talk about my daily happenings which included knocking the Big Giant's zinc barriers while my car escaped undamaged and the zinc had a dent or two,or maybe I'll talk about how I ran my neighbours garbage over.
Actually I'll talk about scraping a Vios.









Guess it don't look that good no more..sorry..

So I walked out with Lal from Scene 1 and get into the car with Yasmin on the phone.Lal pays for parking ticket,comes back in. I reverse and scrape the damn Vios.An Iswara was waiting to park in my spot.

Lal : Omg! Omg!
Me : Fuck.
Lal : *Looks around with hand over mouth*
Ok no one saw, no one saw!!!
me : Are u sure?Should I like leave a note?
Lal : No one saw!
Me : The friggin car behind me saw!
Lal : He won't tell.
(Lal your innocence is deceiving)

Called my mom to help me choose what to do,she said "UP TO YOULAH!"
So I drove off.Sorry Vios owner.And if you happen to read this blog and coincidently your Vios is scraped.It's just too bloody bad cause there's no proof and it might not be me in the first place.
So Brad(3rd times a charm,you will now rethink your statement),hope that entertained you.
*He claims Suan Ling is not his real name and that its some other more masculine name.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Anis is 17!

A streak of birthdays!
Happy Belated Birthday Fye!
Happy Birthday Anis!

So Anis,I'm gonna make Yasmin jealous and dedicate this post to you since I treat you way worse than I treat Yasmin but its vice versa so don't try to make yourself look too good.

Dear Anis,
You really can't blame me for setting the trend of calling you Anus.Who the hell asked you to turn around and acknowledge?Despite my treating you quite sarcastically and horribly at times,you do it to me too.You're just better at looking victimized. Please stop worrying about that non existant nose problem you have.It's not big.In fact i think it's a bit sunken in makes you look like you have leprosy.But you're still Beeautiful(yeah yeah Yasmin too).Don't worry if u felt like u were groped all over in the monorail,it was all me(accidently,don't flatter yourself).Most of all,know that I love you and I'm not too good at showing it.Its like my mind and body act paradoxically.Read my whole blog over again,I really didn't write anything about Aspartame.And no i didn't edit.
Love you Anis.
Ok,and Yasmin too.And Lal.And those 2 other idiots I don't even have to mention.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

continuation of she's 17!













Need to restyle hair.NEED!Need to lose face fat.
On the phone with Mak Yasmin now.
I can hear her cat miao-ing..
I'm missing my schools prom for shopping in Bangkok! (Sorry Lal and Yasmin and Na and whoever else)

Anis it was just a little mistake.But I still practice safe driving. ;)

She's 17!

3 days ago Mak Yasmin turned 17.
2 days ago she celebrated her birthday at The Olive,Hartamas.
Today she sent me the pictures so here they are(after 30 minutes and 5 heart attacks of minimizing file sizes of pictures due to inefficient and OLD no usb pod or inbuilt speakers not to mention SLOW computer)




Obese

Ever since the bingeing due to the debilitating SPM,
I now feel like this.












And what I really should be working to achieve is this















Just kidding.
Actually I just plan to be normal.
So bottom line is,I got free passes to Celebrity Fitness thanks to Aimi who I occasionally see and freak out with.
Should I feel offended?
But anyways thanks Aimi!(chances of her stumbling across my blog are 1/11,I don't even have her MSN)
So I'm going tomorrow with Lal.

Would you rather be obese or anorexic?

Monday, December 11, 2006

I'm just too cool

Drove to Ampang with Yasmin, Lal and her brother. Twice i emergency breaked at a divider.Twice I got honked at.Twice i almost got hit(thanks to being undecisive). Met Jon Kaizan Neptune(jazz musician) in Alexis Bistro spoke to him a bit after his show.
I have a thing for old white men. Sue me.

Drove home,came home at 12.50a.m got interrogated.Replied rudely fought with them.Woke up angry next morning for appropriate reasons,too bad.
John Neptune plays the Japanese flute by the way.Not that you'd care.
So,I'm just too cool.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

3.50 a.m

Here I am,sitting at 3.50 while Yasmin and Lal are watching The Break Up.
So i decided to blog..
I like The Devil Wears Prada.Yeah I know..real updated right?
Ok I have fulfilled a bit of my boredom.
Bye.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Smell it

I'm free! Wee! Bio sucked but what the heck!
So Ash Sha and I were celebrating it in Bangsar Baru where I walked till my feet died and shopped till i was broke I had to borrow cash for food.
I still owe Ash RM70.
Drove home, cheersed our way into our newfound freedom.
My toilet was infested with barf and slime.

Daniel Craig is so friggin hot I'm so in love with his accent I need to marry him.
Ok, so who wants to go out with me?
CALL ME!!!
I need to go out!